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All systems sweet as (Pat's still upright)
Last updated on 2 Nov 2026 at 1:08pm UTC
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Flat out drinking (Operational)
Flat out drinking (Operational)
Passed out
Passed out
Tipsy (Degraded)
Tipsy (Degraded)
Smoko / Maintenance
Smoko / Maintenance
Not monitored
Not monitored
Recovered
Recovered
Recovered
Recovered